战场墨菲法则【二】转！（2/2）
104. there is always a way， and it usually doesnt work.
任何事情都有一个解决方法，尽管通常是不管用的。
105. success occurs when no one is looking， failure occurs when the general is watg.
没人关注的行动通常是成功的；被高级长官关注的行动通常是失败的。
106. the enemy never monitors your radio frequentil you broadcast on an unsecured el.
在你使用不安全的频道发布之前，敌人都不会监听你的无线电频率。
107. whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight， your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away， and your teen always nds at your feet.
如果你战斗中掉了装备，你的子弹和手榴弹一定离你最远，而水壶总是掉在你的脚边。
108. as soon as you are served hot chow in the field， it rains.
战场上，你只要搞到热东西吃，就总是要下雨的。
109. ell the ptoon sergeant you have nothing to do.
不要告诉副排长你无事可做。
111. walking point = sniper bait.
去带路＝去当狙击手的诱饵。
112. your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marg that day.
你夜间的宿营地是你白天行军累了的地方。
113. if only one solutionbe found for a field problem， then it is usually a stupid solution.
如果一个战场上的问题只有一种解决方案，这一定是个愚蠢的方案。
115. what gets you promoted from one ras you killed in therank.
在低军衔能让你升官的行为会在新军衔杀死你。
116. if ordersbe misuood they will be.
如果命令可能被误解，那它一定会被误解。
117. odd objects attract fire. you are odd.
奇怪的东西吸引炮火。你就是奇怪的。
118. your mortar barrage will put exactly one round oearget. that round will be a dud.
迫击炮弹幕只有一发能命中目标，这一发是哑弹。
119. mine fields are not ral.
雷场不是中立的。
120. the weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been carrying it.
装备的重量与你需要扛着它的时间成正比。
122. if you need an officer in a hurry take a nap.
军官总是在你犯错误时出现。
123. the effective killing radius is greater than the average soldierthrow it.
投掷武器的杀伤半径总比一般士兵能扔的距离大。
128. when you have suffit ammo the eakes 2 weeks to attack. when you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.
你弹药充足的时候，敌人两个礼拜也不进攻；你缺弹药的时候，敌人马上就进攻。
129. the quartermaster has only two sizes， te and too small.
军需官那里的东西只有两个尺码：太大的和太小的。
130. the only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
压制火力唯一管用的时候是用来对付废弃的阵地的时候。
131. when a front line soldier overhears two general staff officers ferring， he has fallen back too far.
如果一个前线士兵无意中听到两个参谋在讨论，那他一定是呆得太后了。（参谋人员都是胆小鬼）
132. dont ever be the first， dont ever be the st， and dont ever voluo do anything.
不要做第一个，也不要做倒数第一个，更不要志愿干什么事。
133. if at first you dont succeed， then bomb disposal probably isnt for you.
如果你第一次尝试不成功的话，你也许不适合去拆炸弹。
134. any shipbe a minesweeper...once.
所有船只都可以当扫雷艇……一次性的。
135. whenever you lose tact with the enemy， look behind you.
如果你失去了敌人的踪迹，转头看看。
136. if you find yourself in front of your ptoon they know something you dont.
在战场上，如果你的位置过于靠前，那么你一定要注意是否忽视了某些潜在的危险。（言下之意：二愣子才冲在最前面）
137. the seriousness of a wound is inversely proportional to the distao any form of cover.
交火后，受伤的严重程度与到掩体的距离成反比。
138. the more stupid the leader is， the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
指挥官越蠢，他被命令执行的任务越重要。
139. when the pin is pulled， mr. grenade is not your friend.
拔下保险销后，手榴弹先生就不再是你的朋友了。
140. all or any of the above bined.
以上法则的任意组合。